Mankind!

We are the men of the world
Ready to fight with our fists curled
We are the strong ones, we deal with pain
We control the women, we keep them sane

A woman does much, I agree
But there’s a simple point that you must see
Without us guys around, there’s naught for them to do
The women would sit around with only their hair to do

Idle hands are no good to men
So we are slobs, giving work to them
If we did all that we could
The women could lie as still as wood

For it is because of us that women are here
To iron our clothes and protect our children so dear
They should be able to do every task
Cook, clean and strip when we ask!

There’s one more point that I’d like to make
We’d all be in Eden if not for the women
You idiots! You listened to a Snake!
You idiots! You’re as bad as vermin!

Tuesday, July 4th 2006